var now = new Date();
var year = now.getYear();
var day = now.getDate();
var bigHand= now.getMinutes();
(bigHand<10)? bigHand="0"+bigHand:bigHand=bigHand;
var ampm=""
var theHour
var theTime = now.getHours();
if (theTime<1) theHour=12;
else if (theTime>12) theHour=(theTime-12);
else theHour=theTime;
(theTime>=12)? ampm="pm":ampm="am";
var shortDayNames = new Array("Sun","Mon","Tues","Wed","Thurs","Fri","Sat");
var longDayNames = new Array("Sunday","Monday","Tuesday","Wednesday","Thursday","Friday","Saturday");

var shortMonthNames = new Array("Jan.","Feb.","Mar.","Apr.","May","June","July","Aug.","Sept.","Oct.","Nov.","Dec.");
var longMonthNames = new Array("January","February","March","April","May","June","July","August","September","October","November","December");

var shortMonth = shortMonthNames[now.getMonth()];
var longMonth = longMonthNames[now.getMonth()];

var shortDay = shortDayNames[now.getDay()];
var longDay = longDayNames[now.getDay()];

var theYear
if (year >= 2000) theYear = year;
else theYear = (1900 + year)
var ordinal="th"
if (day==1 || day==21 || day==31) ordinal="st";
if (day==2 || day==22) ordinal="nd";
if (day==3 || day==23) ordinal="rd";
var whichDay = day+ordinal;